Dumb fish
Last Post 02 Nov 2011 07:46 AM by rodrigo. 4 Replies.
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rodrigoUser is Offline Veteran Poster Veteran Poster Send Private Message Posts:2334 rodrigo
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31 Oct 2011 08:00 PM

    My kids attend a camp in southern Missouri.  It has a pond, around 2 acres, that is full of bass around two pounds.  These fish are usually tempted with live bait, but due to the other activities offered to the kids, it is under fished and most lures are new and incredibly effective.  We're usually dropping the kids off and picking them up in July or August and I always bring a pole to fish for an hour or longer if my wife tolerates waiting around.

     

    This year, they put in a new pond below the old one.  It will have a mechanical water ski device for the kids and offer a new activity during the summer.  While dropping the kids off this summer, the camp owner asked me to move some of the bass into the new lake.  Since I'm shore fishing, this was problematic.  I didn't really want to catch a fish, carry it to the other pond, and then run back to do it again in 100* weather.  I know what you're thinking, and you're right.  I'm a baby and I'd rather catch fish than ferry them back in forth, especially if mortality would be high, due to the heat, and being out of water.  I wanted to help and decided it would be better to use a boat and a basket or cage while I caught enough, then ferry them in a big cooler or something.

     

    Summer passed.  Around the beginning of October, I looked at the calendar and saw an almost full moon on the 15th and asked permission to move the fish to new pond.  The camp owners said it would be great.  One of my fishing buddies, Keith, has kids that attend that camp and I asked him if he wanted to go down with me.  I introduced him to bass fishing and he's fished that pond with me before.  We knew we'd haul in a boat load, but then I found out my kids had a swim meet that weekend.  We made tentative plans try again on the 22nd, but my wife reminded me we were taking the kids on a hike that day, so we moved the date again to the 29th.  I was thinking, "Oh man it's getting pretty late, the weather could be miserable, the fishing could suck, I wonder if it will be worth it."  I talked with my Keith and he suggested driving down on Friday night and fish all day Saturday.  I wasn't big on that because it would take more time from the family, and there was a swim-a-thon that Saturday, but I hadn't done much fishing this year and the need was growing. You guys who have a wife and kids who don't enjoy fishing, know the trickiness of this situation.

     

    My indifference lead me to procrastinate contacting the camp, until Wednesday the 26th.  Saturday would be clear, but it would be around freezing at 5 am, only warming to 64* for the high.  With that information, I'd normally try to get on a lake about 10am, but we were going to be there early.  I thought about freezing in the boat during the early hours, and diminished my enthusiasm.  The camp owners were thrilled, and offered a room in one of their cabins, heated, full bath, electricity, we weren't going to be roughing it.

     

    The plan was to leave before 4 pm on Friday.  I needed to leave my van, so Keith was going to tow my boat with his car.  I had to get the boat ready so we could leave as soon as he arrived.  I have an old aluminum semi v.  It sits on the trailer uncovered and I pull off all the electronics and motors and put them back on when I'm going to use it.  Since this is a small pond, all I needed to attach were the depth finder and the trolling motor.  As I began to move the trailer by hand I realized there was something wrong.  One of the tires had gone flat.  I got it into the garage took off the tire and took it to the local Goodyear store, wondering how much this was going to cost.  As I walked towards the front of the store, one of the mechanics gestured me over, took the wheel banged it on the ground and then pumped it up, no charge.  I was feeling pretty good, took it back home attached it hooked everything up and then did my normal Thursday evening stuff.

     

    Friday came and I began packing my stuff, knowing it was going to be a little warmer, 37*, Saturday morning.  Still a heavy frost warning for where we were going.  Keith showed up around 4 and we learned his lights hook up didn't match mine.  Argh!  Then we discovered his 2" ball was too big, but not to worry, I had a spare 1 & 7/8ths.  We began trying to get his ball off.  This was way more difficult than it should have been.  He'd inherited this car from a family member and we determined the hide- a- hitch had never been removed since it had been put on and someone had probably spot welded it in place or just used a massive amount of super glue.  Despite our best efforts, we couldn't get the hitch pulled out of the car.  Finally, I got a big pipe wrench, Keith pulled and I kicked it and we were able to remove the ball and replace it with the smaller one.  We jumped in and took off.  It's a small boat, so the car's lights would be visible, but we were breaking the law.

     

    About 4 miles into our 4 hour drive, we heard a fast fwap fwap fwap sound and pulled over.  I knew the tire I'd fixed must have gone flat.  I was wrong.  Ya know those bonehead moves you only realize after you're looking at them?  The wheel I had fixed was completely inflated, but three of the four lug nuts were gone, with the remaining one, almost completely unthreaded.  I forgot to tighten them after I lowered the trailer off the jack.  This trip was jinxed & I thought about just giving up.  We decided to split up.  Keith would stay with the boat and I'd take his car and try to find lug nuts.  I have a special term for what I was about to spend money on, "stupidity tax."  At Autozone, I talked with a nice gal who informed me I had special lug nuts that were metric.  I expressed my disbelief, because my trailer is a P.O.S., handmade beauty, that I picked up for nearly free, but she was adamant and suggested I try a hardware store nearby.  I called Keith to let him know it was going to take a little longer, but since he left his phone in the car, I was the only one who heard it ring.  At the hardware store, the owner was great, he found some bolts the right size along with locking washers, nuts, and a big 'ol crescent wrench.  All told the stupidity tax came in just under $27.  Not bad, considering how things could have gone.  As I unlocked the car, I noticed some money lying on the ground.  There was nobody around, it was about 5:30 on a Friday night and I decided, that was probably my money as well as anyone's.  $40, I felt a little better, not quite as stupid.

     

    Everything worked out pretty well from that point.  We got the wheel back on, made it to Warsaw MO, had some fabulous burgers at Deb's, and pulled into camp at 9:30.  At 10:30 Keith was turning out the lights and I was thinking, "Eight and a half hours is a lot of sleep.  Maybe we should play some cards or something."  You see, I'm one of those people who really gets a kick from outsmarting an animal with a brain the size of a pea.  Sleeping before a big fishing day is a lot like trying to fall asleep on Christmas Eve when I was a little kid.  To my surprise, I went out fast, but at 4am, I was wide awake.  Those next three hours went by at a glacial pace.  At 7, I got up and woke Keith ten minutes later.  I could see both ponds from the window by my bed.  This was going to be a great day.

     

    By 8 we'd cleared the frost from the boat seats and electronics, then launched the boat.  The water was low 57 and the air was cold cold cold.  On my first cast, well maybe my second, I caught the first bass.  I was wearing every item of clothing I'd brought, with the exception of my sneakers and a heavy leather glove with insulate on my right hand, because I couldn't cast with it.  I'd been worried the cold would put the fish off, but that proved completely unfounded.  They were biting readily.  I was fishing a blue 7" jogger worm Texas rigged with a 3/8 oz bullet, and Keith was using a green Kinami Texas rigged also with a slightly larger bullet.  To explain how good this day was to turn out, know this.  If I'd only brought one rod, on red eagle claw red offset 3/0 hook, three 7" blue jogger worms, one 3/8 oz bullet sinker, my file and needle nose pliers, I think we would have caught 80% of the fish we did.  Only one lure was lost, which happened about 10 minutes before we quit.  A half dozen fish got off the hook, and we were lucky enough to watch a bald eagle fly close by and circle the lake.  A little after 10 am we'd moved 16 bass from the old pond to the new one and ate breakfast.  By 2:30 we'd caught 41 bass and one green sunfish, moved 40 fish, and tried some different lures.  I almost had a double on a Cordell Red Fin, while Keith was pulling some in on a Rapala minnow bait painted in a clown pattern.  We both tried spinner baits, me on a Chartreuse skirt and Keith with a black skirt to no avail.  I switched rods and fished a 3/8 red Gopher mushroom head jig with a green-pumpkin YUM Wooly Beavertail on a spinning rod spooled with 10# power pro and a six foot leader of Cabelas 10# flouro.

     

    As any fisherman will tell you, things don't always happen the way you want.  We'd made it down to the upper end of the pond and the trolling motor died.  Since it's not a really big pond, I got out the paddle.  Immediately, the pond became a lake requiring a lot more work than it took to turn the trolling motor this way and that.  I'm not a big fan of undoing screws and removing the housing anywhere except my garage, but I'm even less enthusiastic about paddling a boat when the bass are hitting hard and frequently.  Once we got to the shore and borrowed a screw driver long enough to get up into the housing, I took it apart and fortunately found the loose wire and was able to reconnect it and get back to catching.

     

    The primary pattern that seemed to be effective, involved casting as close to shore as possible, quickly reeling the lure over the 6 feet of weeds and letting the lure drop on the deep water side.  This came right off the Weighing In On Fall Bass Jigging article on the home page of the NAFC site.  After a second or two on the fall, I'd shake the rod and then set the hook.  This worked with the worms, the jig, and lipless cranks. 

     

    By 2:30, Keith was expressing interest in something he was calling lunch, but I persuaded him that we were at 40 fish moved and we only needed ten more to hit my goal of 50 fish moved into the new pond.  Back in the boat, Keith was missing his hook sets.  I boated the 10 to bring us up to 50 fish and he hadn't boated a single one.  I watched him, thinking he wasn't setting the hook hard enough, but then decided something else had to be amiss.  I asked him if he'd checked his hook to make sure it was sharp.  He was thoroughly disgusted and swung the lure up to me.  I tried the test I'd read about on the NAFC site.  If you're wondering if your hook is sharp, put it at a 45* angle to your thumbnail, if it catches, it's sharp, if slides, sharpen it.  His hook looked sharp, but slid on my thumbnail.  I got out my file and tried to sharpen it.  I spent easily 3 minutes and couldn't get a point on that thing.  I cut it off, put on one of my hooks and a blue worm.  In two casts he caught one of the larger fish of the day.  I can only imagine how many fish we'd have boated if he'd had a sharp hook for the majority of the day.

     

    At about 4:45 we'd boated 57 fish and moved 54 bass to the new pond ranging in size from 6 inches to about 4 pounds.  The remaining 3 fish were a large green sunfish, a big bluegill, and a bass who began floating in the cooler, so I threw him back.  Days like this make me feel like a skilled fisherman, but the truth is, these fish are just dumb.  They see a couple of presentations a year and anything new is enough to make them bite.  Ya know, if you like fishing, you'll love catching.  Find yourself an impoundment that sees little pressure take your favorite techniques to it and add some new ones, you'll build your confidence and have a great time.  Oh yeah, don't let little things like the wrong size ball on your hitch or missing lug nuts stop you from fishing, overcoming a little adversity makes the catch even better.  Who knows maybe you'll even find a couple of bucks lying on the ground.

    Westwood, KS
    ramseyetcsUser is Offline Advanced Poster Advanced Poster Send Private Message Posts:310 ramseyetcs
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    01 Nov 2011 06:14 AM
    Great story rodrigo, makes me feel better about some of the days I've had
    Paul, S-Eastern CT, Retired USNR/USN, American Legion, NERA Life Member, MDA/UAW
    mo65User is Offline Veteran Poster Veteran Poster Send Private Message Posts:1574 mo65
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    01 Nov 2011 07:31 AM
    Wow rodrigo, great story! It would have taken me a month to type all of that...maybe you have that new DRAGON.(you do the talkin', it does the typin') I have a time saving tip concerning the missing lug nuts. If you ever find yourself in that position again, tighten the remaining lug nut, then "borrow" one from the other wheel. You'll only have two or three on each wheel, but that will get you back to town...or the lake if you feel lucky!  SmileyCentral.com
    Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it wasn't for my super smooth carbon drag, my 30 year old Trilene would bust!
    pillmanUser is Offline Veteran Poster Veteran Poster Send Private Message Posts:1579 pillman
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    01 Nov 2011 01:30 PM
    nice story, rodrigo!
    rodrigoUser is Offline Veteran Poster Veteran Poster Send Private Message Posts:2334 rodrigo
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    02 Nov 2011 07:46 AM
    TY guys. Trying to figure out how I can get down there again, this month.
    Westwood, KS


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