holy moley, Ole!
Last Post 05 Mar 2013 05:36 PM by AZAllen. 15 Replies.
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pillmanUser is Offline Veteran Poster Veteran Poster Send Private Message Posts:1579 pillman
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24 Feb 2011 04:55 PM

    > >Subject:Born a Lutheran
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    > >Born a Lutheran
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    > >Each Friday night after work,Ole would fire up his outdoor grill on the
    > >shore of Big Stone Lake and cook a venison steak. But, all of Ole's
    > >neighbors were Catholic... And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from
    > >eating meat on Friday.
    > >
    > >The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks wafted over Ortonville
    > >all the way to Clinton, and was causing such a problem for the Catholic
    > >faithful that they finally talked to their priest.
    > >
    > >The Priest came to visit Ole, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After
    > >several classes and much study, Ole attended Mass.....and as the priest
    > >sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Lutheran, and
    > >raised a Lutheran, but now you are a Catholic."
    > >
    > >Ole's neighbors were relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful
    > >aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.
    > >
    > >The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors,and, as he rushed into
    > >Ole's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and
    > >watched in amazement.
    > >
    > >There stood Ole, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully
    > >sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: "You vuz born a deer, you vuz
    > >raised a deer, but now you is a walleye."
    > >
    > >
    > >
    JustDaveUser is Offline Advanced Poster Advanced Poster Send Private Message Posts:817 JustDave
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    24 Feb 2011 06:35 PM
    I love it.
    JustDave
    JustDave Fishing With The Boys Custom Rods and Tackle Oregon
    Captain QuantumUser is Offline Veteran Poster Veteran Poster Send Private Message Posts:1399 Captain Quantum
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    24 Feb 2011 07:24 PM
    Im Catholic!
    pillmanUser is Offline Veteran Poster Veteran Poster Send Private Message Posts:1579 pillman
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    24 Feb 2011 07:40 PM
    so am I!
    Captain QuantumUser is Offline Veteran Poster Veteran Poster Send Private Message Posts:1399 Captain Quantum
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    24 Feb 2011 08:04 PM
    ha ha cool!
    lowwaterUser is Offline Advanced Poster Advanced Poster Send Private Message Posts:224 lowwater
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    24 Feb 2011 11:02 PM
    I'm a Lutheran, like in LCMS. Eat the fish and the venison too, anytime. lowwater
    bpetersenUser is Offline Veteran Poster Veteran Poster Send Private Message Posts:1254 bpetersen
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    25 Feb 2011 06:36 AM
    Now that was a good one. I think the club needs a section for just jokes.

    Brian
    Fishing: The art of loitering in or near a body of water. Utah fisherman. lifer since 99
    PegsguyUser is Offline Veteran Poster Veteran Poster Send Private Message Posts:4095 Pegsguy
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    25 Feb 2011 07:33 AM
    I thought that was one of the purposes of the misc. section!
    Lifer in NE Illinois Gen. 1:28 I didn't rise to the top of the food chain to become a vegitarian!
    duckmanUser is Offline Veteran Poster Veteran Poster Send Private Message Posts:1143 duckman
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    25 Feb 2011 08:50 AM
    great
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    scasteelUser is Offline Veteran Poster Veteran Poster Send Private Message Posts:1179 scasteel
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    25 Feb 2011 02:04 PM
    Very Good LMAO
    mo65User is Offline Veteran Poster Veteran Poster Send Private Message Posts:1576 mo65
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    01 Dec 2011 12:07 PM
    Great joke Pill!   SmileyCentral.com
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    mo65User is Offline Veteran Poster Veteran Poster Send Private Message Posts:1576 mo65
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    26 Jan 2013 03:52 PM
    I never get tired of this one...great stuff Pill!   
    Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it wasn't for my super smooth carbon drag, my 30 year old Trilene would bust!
    rodrigoUser is Offline Veteran Poster Veteran Poster Send Private Message Posts:2336 rodrigo
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    26 Jan 2013 05:51 PM
    Three guys are out fishing in a boat. The one in the front complains, you would not believe what I had to promise my wife, I'd do in order to go fishing today. The guy in the back looks up and the guy in the front continues. Apparently a day fishing is worth painting all the bedrooms. You know prep work, paint clean up, all that stuff.

    The guy in the back says, yeah... know how we've got a walk out basement? My wife wants a deck off the kitchen. That's what I had to promise. The two at the ends of the boat look at each other, commiserating, then notice the guy in the middle grinning like a jack-o-lantern, casting and cranking, until he finally realizes the two are looking at him.

    Glancing at both he says, my alarm went off at 3:45 this morning. I nudged my wife and asked, "sex or fishing?" She said, "Wear a sweater."
    Westwood, KS
    wellsleyUser is Offline Senior Poster Senior Poster Send Private Message Posts:5999 wellsley
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    27 Jan 2013 11:12 AM
    LOL, I'll have to try that one.
    Lifemember & Bushwacker SMF
    turnipUser is Offline Senior Poster Senior Poster Send Private Message Posts:5638 turnip
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    05 Mar 2013 02:44 PM
    That's a good one for sure!!!
    Lifer since 2005, "Bushwacker" deputy sherif, S. E. Pa
    AZAllenUser is Offline Veteran Poster Veteran Poster Send Private Message Posts:2431 AZAllen
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    05 Mar 2013 05:36 PM
    Couple of good ones.
    NAFC, NAHC, NRA, SASS, Viet Nam Vet. Bullhead City, AZ


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