Funny Fish Stories
Last Post 09 Jan 2013 08:12 AM by ERABBIT. 2 Replies.
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BassWhisperer67User is Offline New Poster New Poster Send Private Message Posts:82 BassWhisperer67
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21 Dec 2012 09:17 PM

    Howdy fellas,

    I thought we could all share our funny fish stories here. I know I have a few.

    Many summers ago, my family and I went up the Lake Geneva to catch some pike.  After a while, my dad caught a nice 20” on a small spinner. Well for some reason, my dad could not land this pike. So I jumped in thinking I could do it, couldn’t help the poor thing in time. Not sure how but the poor fish got very tangled in out Wal-Mart quality net. As this whole thing was going on, we were drifting around with the line in the water. We would up closing in on some parked sailboats, so my dad gets a bit mad and guns the boat out of there. As we leave, the pole sitting by the stern goes flying into the water. Had a bunch of line in the prop. That was fun to clean out.

    Fast forward to the next weekend. Because my dad lost his pole, I lent him one of mine, telling him not to lose this one.  We’re doing some bass fishin’ with no luck for a few hours, so things get a bit slow. Suddenly, I hear this huge splash behind me. My dad was gone. Apparently, he dropped my pole right in the water.  It was a huge splash, he’s about 290 J And he was drinking a bit. But, he was able to recover it and we continued fishing.

    rodrigoUser is Offline Veteran Poster Veteran Poster Send Private Message Posts:2336 rodrigo
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    05 Jan 2013 12:41 PM
    Hey guys. I'm not going to recall a funny fish story, but I'm hoping you guys think my last hunting story is funny.

    I went bunny hunting on the 29th. Bunnies were everywhere. I pulled the trigger 14 times and came home with no bunnies. You may wonder at this, just as I did, and I came up with three likely reasons I didn't bring anything home.

    1. I'm a crappy shot;
    2. these particular bunnies are bullet proof; and
    3. these particular bunnies are sneaky and replaced all of my shells with blanks.

    You know, when faced with three potential reasons, it's best to eliminate the most outrageous one(s), so.... clearly these sneaky damn bunnies switched out my shells with blanks and are bullet proof.

    Does anyone see any flaw(s) in my logic?
    Westwood, KS
    ERABBITUser is Offline Veteran Poster Veteran Poster Send Private Message Posts:2287 ERABBIT
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    09 Jan 2013 08:12 AM
    Good story's guys..... WTG bunnies  
    Ed


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