For some reason this just came to mind. A few years back I seen a sign in a bar that stuck with me throughout the years. It read: A DIRTY MOUTH IS A SIGN OF A WEAK MIND. I just thought that was clever, and wanted to know if any of you got insight from within the walls of your favorite bar?
Lifer! Fred NKy

Here is a sign from a bar I used to frequent in the early  '90s(back in my drinking days).               DON'T  THINK---DRINK!
Steve---Lifer since '95---B.A.S.S.--AnglersLegacyAmbassador--BoatU.S.Angler

Yep. It was above the urinal. It said, " stand close, It's SHORTER than you think. Wonder what that meant !!!
NAFC Life member since 1994, member NRA/ILA ,FMCA, NAFF,Veteran (73-89) extreme survivalist and Redneck. Toothpaste does not make the smell go away !!!

In Henry Il. on the Illinois River:

"Best Bar by a Dam Site"

Be Fishers of Men, You catch, He Cleans Trophy Life Member and Proud of it. You got a problem with that?

How about:

"Please don't eat the big mint"

posted above a urinal.

Dferguson (aka Laker) NAFC Lifer since 5/2004 Ohio Chapter memeber since 9/2008 FISH ON

To go along with what DFi posted  My faorite i:s: "pilots with short struts-please taxi closer"! and "We aim to please"!

Fishnhunt         

Over a urinal, "We aim to please, You aim too, please.

Gary

Life Member, Retired WV State Police, Retired SFC US Army. Poca, West Virginia

Sign in the Drakes Inn (Inlet NY)

 

WALK IN THE FRONT DOOR & WADDLE OUT THE BACK!!

Lifemember and Bushwacker SMF upstate NY

Hello again Bass Bum. Once again one of your posts has inspired me to post again. I saw a sign pretty close to the one you wrote about. I saw it posted in an admin office at my first permanent duty station with the Army. It read, "Profanity is the attempt of a lazy and feeble mind to express itself forcefully." Here's another one, it was the motto of a rifle company. "Baptized in fire and blood we came out steel." Brave Rifles. It was a unit that belonged to the 2/18 Field Artillery with head quarters at Fort Lewis, Washington State after it was brought back from Germany.

gonfishin

"duck in waddle out" is the only on that comes to mind, since i don't go to bars very often.

In the stinking filthy men's rest room at a biker bar here in Phoenix that has been closed for some time now was a sign that read " please dispose of your needles properly".

Phoenix Arizona

~N.A.F.C.~B.A.S.S.~BoatU.S.~N.R.A.~

"Here I sit all broken hearted,

tried to chit, but only Farted...

Those that read these words of wit

roll there balls into little chit"...

This 1's been around for years, I'd posted the 1st part last year & mentioned I couldn't 'member the rest. A fellow member added the rest that I'd left out,(still think I left sumtin' out?)it's been years since I've been to a Bar, "Take Care", L8r. James,"VATO LOCO"<;({})><    

 

USAF Reg. Vet. SAC; 321st Cmbt. Spprt. Grp. Tx. Bushwacker Deputy Sheriff; Anglers' Legacy Ambassador; B.A.S.S. "Cyborg Fingers King" San Antonio,Tx.

My favorite home town bar has a sign that says, "Be nice or go the f@ck home." There is also one that says "If you look under 80 be prepared to show ID"

Southern California - Life Member Since 1998

Here's a classic: Players With Smaller Bats Please Stand Closer To The Plate.
Lifer since 05/08....Ky....Fred

The companion to that is "Ladies: Please remain seated during the entire performance. I remember that one from my great uncle's bathroom on the south side of Chicago. He had a liquor dispenser that looked like a young man, you filled it with your booze of choice and if you put a shot glass under his crotch and pushed his head down he would dispense whatever had been loaded. This is the kind of childhood I had! Sorry for getting off topic, but childhood memories sometimes get in the way. Tom
Fishin' fool in NE Illinois

THE SIGN I READ  SAID IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU NEED TO DRINK A FEW MORE.    
LIFE MEMBER NOVEMBER 18-05

I remeber seeing this in a bar somewhere in my drinkin daze can't remember where but here goes When I was young and had no sense I pi--ed on an electric fence , it wrinkled my hair , it tickled my b-lls , why it even made me cr-p in my overalls

Hey James, great to see ya back, Bro!  I hope all is well with you and yours!  Stay well, friend...

 

LM since 2005 Bushwacker Deputy Sherif from S.E. Pa.

Please do not throw cigarette butts in the urinals. We don't come to your house and pee in the ash trays. Tom
Lifer in NE Illinois

James: I just remembered the rest of yours: Those who write on s#%$ house walls roll their s#%$ in little balls. Those who read these words of wit eat those little balls of s#%$. Tom
Lifer in NE Illinois