diojisdad
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| 19 Apr 2010 04:45 AM |
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I saw these two in different bars back in the early 90's. " Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enters Here" "Management Not Responsible For Beer Goggles" "it doesn't matter if the horse is blind....Just load the cart anyway!!!" John Madden NFL Hall Of Fame) Fred Jefferson,MD (NAFC LM) (NAHC TLM) |
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| " It doesn't matter if the horse is blind, Just load the cart anyway!!" (John Madden)
(NAFC TLM), (NAHC TLM), (NRA)
FRED FROM MARYLAND |
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bpetersen
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| 19 Apr 2010 06:53 AM |
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When I was a kid we went to our uncle's house in oklahoma. I remember these signs posted outside of the restrooms at a gas station. Both had pictures of hunting dogs. One said Pointers the other said setters. Brian Fishing! enough said. |
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| Fishing: The art of loitering in or near a body of water.
Utah fisherman. lifer since 99 |
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Pegsguy
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| 19 Apr 2010 02:35 PM |
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" Credit is a disease. Don't worry, you won't catch it here!" Free beer tomorrow. Tom
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| Lifer in NE Illinois Gen. 1:28 I didn't rise to the top of the food chain to become a vegitarian! |
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the fish
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| 02 May 2010 09:15 AM |
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Never get to busy making a living that you forget to make a life |
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rassy21
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| 02 May 2010 07:00 PM |
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Dont member were i seen it but went as follows...Dont look to the wall for the joke the joke is in ur hand...
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wellsley
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| 03 May 2010 06:19 PM |
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Cold beer and hot woman found here! |
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| Lifemember & Bushwacker
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tshands
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| 10 May 2010 07:42 AM |
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haha, i seen one not too long ago. it said, while you were out scraping your knees, your mom was on hers... wonder what that means?  haah |
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cyberfish
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| 10 May 2010 08:04 AM |
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I saw this in a bar near Shasta Lake in nor Ca. Be like dad , not like sis, lift the lid before you miss tight lines to ya!! |
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bpetersen
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| 10 May 2010 11:35 AM |
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everyones probably alreay heard this but a sign at an old friends house in their restroom read " if you srinkle when you tinkle be a sweetie and wipe off the seatie" Brian fishing! enough said. Lifer since 99 |
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| Fishing: The art of loitering in or near a body of water.
Utah fisherman. lifer since 99 |
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williamsmith634
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| 24 Nov 2010 06:03 PM |
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on the marina bathroom doors they say mermaid for the womans door and merman on the guys door |
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jsanchez3
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| 24 Nov 2010 08:43 PM |
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I BOUGHT A SIGN AT A TRUCK STOP 5 YRS. AGO THAT SAID THIS IS GRANDMAS HOUSE NOT BURGER KING YOU GET IT MY WAY OR NOTHING DAMMIT |
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wellsley
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| 27 Nov 2010 07:29 AM |
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Sorry to get off topic, but this reminds me Jesse of something that happened this summer camping. My nephew kept telling me he wanted this and that and I had to cook his hot dogs so that there was no marks on them. I finally told him that THIS IS NOT BURGER KING, SO YOU GET IT MY WAY. The look on his face was priceless. |
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jsanchez3
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| 27 Nov 2010 06:09 PM |
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SAME LOOK HERE WHEN THEY READ THE SIGN |
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| jesse sanchez |
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jwebster24
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| 09 Dec 2010 08:03 AM |
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my personal favorite: please do not throw your tooth picks into the toilets for our crabs are very smart and have learned how to pole vault |
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jwebster24
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| 09 Dec 2010 08:03 AM |
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my personal favorite: please do not throw your tooth picks into the toilets for our crabs are very smart and have learned how to pole vault |
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pillman
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| 26 Dec 2010 08:15 AM |
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sign over the mirror in a br restroom "no wonder you're going home alone" |
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wellsley
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| 29 Dec 2010 01:18 PM |
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lol |
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scasteel
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| 17 Jan 2011 10:58 AM |
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"No Dancing on the tables" |
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jsanchez3
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| 17 Jan 2011 07:45 PM |
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I GOT A SIGN IN THE SHAPE OF A HOUSE SAYS THIS IS GRANDMAS HOUSE KIDS EAT FREE |
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| jesse sanchez |
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