We're looking for fishing jokes. Got any favorites? Submit them here, and see other members' best jokes. We're going to assemble an "Inside Line e-newsletter" with the best jokes out there.
Let's start a thread here with fishing jokes.
Here's a couple to get you started:
Q. Why do rock bass have red eyes?
A. They're up all night at the sand bar.
Q. What did the catfish say when he smacked his head against a concrete wall?
Q. What are fish so smart?
A. They swim in schools.
Q. How can you tell that fish are weight conscious?
A. They don’t go anywhere without their scales.
(Hey, we're writers and editors. We never claimed to be comedians.)