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NAFC EditorsUser is Offline New Poster New Poster Send Private Message Posts:52 NAFC Editors
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17 Oct 2008 09:36 AM

    We're looking for fishing jokes. Got any favorites? Submit them here, and see other members' best jokes. We're going to assemble an "Inside Line e-newsletter" with the best jokes out there.

    Let's start a thread here with fishing jokes.

    Here's a couple to get you started:

    Q. Why do rock bass have red eyes?

     

    A. They're up all night at the sand bar.

    Q. What did the catfish say when he smacked his head against a concrete wall?

     

    A. “Dam.”

    Q. What are fish so smart?

    A. They swim in schools.


    Q. How can you tell that fish are weight conscious? 

    A. They don’t go anywhere without their scales.

    (Hey, we're writers and editors. We never claimed to be comedians.)

     

    Tony
    ROD TENDERUser is Offline Advanced Poster Advanced Poster Send Private Message Posts:724 ROD TENDER
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    17 Oct 2008 11:08 AM

    Q: Why did the fly fisherman go to area 51?

    A: He wanted some extra terrestrial flies

     

    Q:What do you call a fish with no eyes?

    A:  Fsh

     

    Q: What's the definition of a fishermans thumb?

    A: A temporary hook holder

     

    Q: Why are fisherman and fish so much alike?

    A: They both get into trouble when they open their mouth

     

    I tried LOL



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    ROD TENDERUser is Offline Advanced Poster Advanced Poster Send Private Message Posts:724 ROD TENDER
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    19 Oct 2008 12:05 PM

    Q:  What fish can perform operations like a doctor?

    A:   A Sturgeon

     

    Q:  Are shellfish warm to the touch?

    A: NO! their just clammy

     

    Q: Which day of the week do fish hate the most?

    A:  Fry-day

    Cool 

     



    "Friends are GOD's way of showing us that we don't have to fish alone"
    "Take a child fishing"

    (Wi) Life Member

    Jerry K.

    " Life is God's gift to us...what we do with our life is our gift to God"
    "Take a child fishing"

    (Wi) Trophy Life Member

    Jerry K.
    pillmanUser is Offline Veteran Poster Veteran Poster Send Private Message Posts:1579 pillman
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    22 Oct 2008 08:06 AM
    Jack and Irving were having their usual discussion as to whether or not there was fishing in heaven.  After all, Jack says, how can it be Heaven if there is no fishing.  They made a pact.  Whoever died first would come back and let his buddy know about fishing in Heaven.  Jack passed away first and was given a good send-off by his family and friends.  Irving even snuck a couple of lures into the casket.  A short time later, Irving received a visit from Jack.  "Irving, I have good news and bad news."  "What's the good news?"  "We were right, there is fishing in Heaven!"  "well then, what could the bad news be?"  "You're fishing the Pro-Am next week, Irving."

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    fish-a-holicUser is Offline Advanced Poster Advanced Poster Send Private Message Posts:774 fish-a-holic
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    01 Nov 2008 06:34 PM

    Jim USArmy 1986-Present Life Member NAFC Member Western Fishers Member Full Moon Fishers "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want" -- Calvin
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    21 May 2009 11:31 AM

    As an old timer is walking to his truck from fishing he comes across a warden. They talk for a few minutes and the wardne asks can I look in your bucket there? The old timer say sure can. So the warden looks in the bucket and says wow you got some beauties in there. The old time says thank ya. The warden asks can I see your fishing permit? Permit the old times chims back, I don't have one. The warden says well I am going to have to give you a ticket. The old timer says for what? Fishing with out a permit. The old timers tells the warden fishing, these fish are from my aquaium. I come here once a day and turn them loose in the lake to get some exercise. After 30 minutes I call them back put them in the bucket and take them back to my aquarium. The warden goes come on. Really says the old timer. The warden says I have to see this. So the two walk back to the lake. The old timer goes ok watch and he pours the bucket of fish into the lake. After 10 minutes the warden says ok call the fish back. The old timer says "what fish?"
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    21 May 2009 11:33 AM
    As an old timer is walking to his truck from fishing he comes across a warden. They talk for a few minutes and the wardne asks can I look in your bucket there? The old timer say sure can. So the warden looks in the bucket and says wow you got some beauties in there. The old time says thank ya. The warden asks can I see your fishing permit? Permit the old times chims back, I don't have one. The warden says well I am going to have to give you a ticket. The old timer says for what? Fishing with out a permit. The old timers tells the warden fishing, these fish are from my aquaium. I come here once a day and turn them loose in the lake to get some exercise. After 30 minutes I call them back put them in the bucket and take them back to my aquarium. The warden goes come on. Really says the old timer. The warden says I have to see this. So the two walk back to the lake. The old timer goes ok watch and he pours the bucket of fish into the lake. After 10 minutes the warden says ok call the fish back. The old timer says "what fish?"</
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    26 May 2009 03:56 AM
    Every Saturday morning Bob would get up early and go fishing.  Every Saturday morning, just like clockwork.  One morning he gets up, same as usual, and gets ready to go.  He went outside and realized it was unusually cold this morning.  Well, this morning he decided "The heck with it today.  I'm going back to bed."  As he climbed back into bed, he said to his wife "Man, its cold out there this morning!"  To which his wife replied "Yeah.  And my dumbass husband went fishing." 
    On a clear night, I can hear the fish laughing.
    On A Clear Night I Can Hear The Fish Laughing.
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    01 Feb 2010 06:31 PM
    One morning, back in the 90s during Speedweek at Daytona, Dale Earnhardt and Rusty Wallace decide to go fishing on Lake Lloyd. On the way they run into Jeff Gordon and invite him to come along. The three were fishing for hours without a single bite. Dale gets an idea and suddenly strips his pants off and jumps in the water. Almost immediately a largemouth comes along and grabs his pole. He grabs the bass, knocks it in the head and tosses on the bank. Seeing how well it works, Rusty strips off his pants and dives in. Like with Dale a largemouth grabs his pole. He knocks it in the head and tosses in on the bank. Amazed at their success, the two tell Jeff to jump in and do the same thing. Jeff says, "Okay, just don't knock me in the head."
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