Subject: Vikings Tickets

A man goes to the Minnesota Vikings ticket office and inquires about purchasing playoff tickets. The ticket teller replies that there weren't any tickets for sale because the Vikings did not make it to the playoffs.

The following day the same man goes to the Minnesota Vikings ticket office and inquires about purchasing Vikings playoff tickets. The ticket teller politely replies that there weren't any tickets for sale because the Vikings did not make it to the playoffs.

This goes on for an entire week. The man goes to the Vikings ticket office inquiring about playoff tickets and the teller says none are for sale because the Vikings did not make it to the playoffs.

Another week of this goes by and the man is still asking the ticket teller about Vikings playoff tickets. Finally the ticket teller in a loud voice says, I'VE TOLD YOU FOR THE LAST 2 WEEKS THERE WERE NOT ANY TICKETS AVAILABLE BECAUSE THE THE VIKINGS DID NOT MAKE THE PLAYOFFS!

The man replied, "I know. I drive all the way from Green Bay just to hear you say that!"

NAFC Offical Fishy Godmother

LOL.

 

 

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Jim Lifetime Club Member Since 05/2007 Tight lines and a full stringer. Albuquerque, NM

ouch, lol.
NAFC Life Member 2001 NAHC Life Member 2005 Missouri Bushwacker Western Fishers Member

That's funny.  

Mike Black: Life Member since 2004 from Klamath Falls Oregon

OOOUUUCCCHH! THEY'RE FORMER OWNER; B.J."RED" McCOMBS IS FR. SAN ANTONIO,TX.! I KNOW THE MAN "PERSONALLY" L8r. James,"VATO LOCO"~<;(({{}}))>*<

NAFCLM So-Tx-Chptr.Co-Chair. SAN ANTONIO,TX. USAF Reg. Vet. SAC: 321st Cmbt. Spprt. Grp. Grand Forks AFB, ND. DOS:29 OCT.'74.

Very funny
Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn.

      


      . That's a good one!!!

Jim Lifetime Club Member Since 05/2007 Tight lines and a full stringer. Albuquerque, NM

I'LL "FISH" 2 THAT, NO KIDDIN'~<;(({{}}))>*< L8r. James,"VATO LOCO"*

NAFCLM;5-'05 So-Tx-Chptr.Co-Chair. SAN ANTONIO,TX. USAF Reg. Vet. SAC: 321st Cmbt. Spprt. Grp. Grand Forks AFB, ND. DOS:29 OCT.'74.TEXAS BUSHWAKER DEPUTY SHERIFF.

A young man, who happens to be a virgin, is on his HoneyMoon making Love to his Wife when suddenly he yells out from under the covers, "Damn, Now I Know What He Meant!" His puzzled young wife asks, " Know What?" To which he excitedly replies..." I asked my dad this morning  if he had any tips for me about making Love for the first time and he just replied, " Son, You're gonna learn something tonight....two things smell like Fish........and one is Fish!"

lol
Mike Black: Life Member since 2004 from Klamath Falls Oregon