Redneck Jedi
You might be a Redneck Jedi if:

* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

* At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.

* You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

* You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

* You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.

* You have a Confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

* You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

* You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

* You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.

* You were the only one drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

* You know Ewoks squeal like pigs.

* You use your R-2 unit as a beer coaster.

* Your land-speeder had a light saber rack.
NAFC Offical Fishy Godmother

actually, I was doing boilermakers with Jim Beam and Pabst Blue Ribbon in that scene!
here fishy, fishy, fishy - 3230 posts and counting

I's was shootin tequila!

good one MG

Mike Black: Life Member since 2004 from Klamath Falls Oregon

WHEN DID U "MEET" MY COUSIN;"CHUY"? L8r. James,"VATO LOCO"~<({{}})>*<

NAFCLM;5-'05 So-Tx-Chptr.Co-Chair. SAN ANTONIO,TX. USAF Reg. Vet. SAC: 321st Cmbt. Spprt. Grp. Grand Forks AFB, ND. DOS:29 OCT.'74.TEXAS BUSHWAKER DEPUTY SHERIFF.

thats funny
NAFC Life Member 2001 NAHC Life Member 2005 Missouri Bushwacker Western Fishers Member

hey i got a primer'd rusty X~wing but it has 'KEEP on TRUCKING' around the lic.plate, no confederate flag, and the pilot door operation system is broke not welded, you need to open it from the out side, it's a good work out to roll the deflector shield  up and down, and my left arm is startin` to fit my oversized TAT that read's "the darkside rules" i regret that TAT  cuz i was a yong jedi wen i got it, i do not advertise my light saber in the window of my X~wing, so i have opted for it to hide in the seat cover, it is a old fashions saber, it looks kinda like a closet rod/dowl, about 4' long, OK it is a custom closet rod, with a pease sign Sharpie`d on both ends, i call it a peace stick(ironic>?)... but it's a good replica of what yoda used as a young, um, what ever he is.......lol

 

IS THAT SIMILAR TO "MOUNTAIN OYSTERS"?,HEH,HEH,HEH! L8r. James,"VATO LOCO"~<({})>*<

NAFCLM;5-'05 So-Tx-Chptr.Co-Chair. SAN ANTONIO,TX. USAF Reg. Vet. SAC: 321st Cmbt. Spprt. Grp. Grand Forks AFB, ND. DOS:29 OCT.'74.TEXAS BUSHWAKER DEPUTY SHERIFF.

I'll bet their one in the same James.
Jim Tight lines and a full stringer. Albuquerque, NM Bushwaker

An Oldie But Goodie......A young couple are walking the grounds with a Old farmer who's house they are going to buy, when they suddenly come up on a Huge Pile of Deer Dropping...."Oh My. What's  That?" they both ask, bending down for a closer look. Knowing that they are both Educated College Professors, the Farmer quickly answers, "Those are Nastual Organic Smart Pills"...""Wow, lets try them Honey, "says the husband. They both proceed to grab a handfull and put them in their mouth.,,,Quickly Gagging and Spitting them out the Husband turns to the Farmer and says, "Damn, These Taste Like Crap!!?  The Farmer, with a Big Smile on his Face laughs and replies, 'See That...You're Getting Smart Allready!!!!"

These are pretty good.  Keep 'em coming.

JustDave

Life Member Since '94, 1st Member of the NAFC Western Fishers, Proud User of St. Croix, Lamiglass, Shimano, Fishcraft, Mercury, Jabber Knuckles, Fishing With the Boys Guide Service

"DATS FUUUNNNYYY"!!!~<;({})><

NAFCLM;5-'05 So-Tx-Chptr.Co-Chair. SAN ANTONIO,TX. USAF Reg. Vet. SAC: 321st Cmbt. Spprt. Grp. Grand Forks AFB, ND. DOS:29 OCT.'74.TEXAS BUSHWAKER DEPUTY SHERIFF.

  
Mike Black: Life Member since 2004 from Klamath Falls Oregon

 

 

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Be Fishers of People. You catch, He Cleans. Life Member since 2/17/92 One of the "Illinoiz Boyz" "When the Power of Love Overcomes the Love of Power, The World Will Know Peace" - Jimi Hendrix "War without end, random murders, missing wives, child abuse and continuing corruption do not shake my faith in a Higher Power...... they unsettle my faith in mankind."

Dear Grampa.

A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family on the weekends.  Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time.

One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at all.  Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter out.  When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather.

"Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?"

"Oh yes, PaPa" the girl replied, "and do you know what?  We didn't see a single dumb bastard or lousy shit head!"

Brings a tear to your eye doesn't it

Jim Tight lines and a full stringer. Albuquerque, NM Bushwaker

Dear Grampa.

A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family on the weekends.  Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time.

One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at all.  Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter out.  When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather.

"Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?"

"Oh yes, PaPa" the girl replied, "and do you know what?  We didn't see a single dumb bastard or lousy shit head!"

Brings a tear to your eye doesn't it

BL: AFTER "EYE" GOT MY "DESK-TOP" ALL WET, IT BOUGHT MORE THAN A "TEAR" ! DAT WAZ YA GOO 1, YEPPERS! BY THE WAY YOU MUST HAVE "DARN GOOD" HEARIN'! "EYE" NO 'MEMBER U B'N IN THE JEEP WIT US? HEH, HEH, HEH!!** L8r. James,"VATO LOCO"~<;({}><
NAFCLM;5-'05 So-Tx-Chptr.Co-Chair. SAN ANTONIO,TX. USAF Reg. Vet. SAC: 321st Cmbt. Spprt. Grp. Grand Forks AFB, ND. DOS:29 OCT.'74.TEXAS BUSHWAKER DEPUTY SHERIFF.

Good ones Mg, Bay, San and Wis.

Three women die together and go to heaven.  When they get there St. Peter says there is only one rule, "Don't Step On The Ducks!"  Sure enough they enter heaven and there are ducks all over the place. It's almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try to avoid them, the first woman steps on one.

Along comes Peter with the UGLIEST man she ever saw.  St. Peter chains them together and says her punishment is to spend all of eternity chained to this UGLY man! The next day the second woman steps on a duck and, St. Peter who doesn't miss a thing, comes along with an extremely UGLY man and chains them as well.   The third woman obsevring this and not wanting to be chained to an UGLY man is very careful.  She goes for months without stepping on any ducks.  But one day St. Peter comes up to her with a very Tall, Muscular man, the most HANDSOME man she ever laid eyes on.  St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.  The happy woman says" What did I do to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity"

The man says " I don't know about you, but I stepped on a Duck!!"

Dan "Stealthfisher" Doc NAFC LIFE MEMBER I FISH, THEREFORE I AM <*(((>>>< ><<<)))*>

Another three blonde women joke, sorry ladies.     There were three Blondes sitting by the river holding rods with lines in the water.  A game warden comes up and says "Excuse me ladies, may I see your fishing licences? " We don't have any", replied the first blonde.  " Well if your going to fish, you'll need licenses". " But officer" replied the second blonde." " We aren't fishing, we are collecting debris from the bottom of the river".  The warden lifted up all of their lines and sure enough they all had horeshoe magnets at the end of their lines. " Well, I know of no law against it", said the warden. " Take all the debris you want". And with that he left.  As soon as the warden was out of sight, the three started laughing hysterically.   "What a dumb fish cop", the third blonde said, " Doesn't he know there are Steelhead in this river!"

 

Dan "Stealthfisher" Doc NAFC LIFE MEMBER I FISH, THEREFORE I AM <*(((>>>< ><<<)))*>