you can't anymore, another screw up with the new club
NAFC Offical Fishy Godmother

Hey Wisard--Yaz can goto the post>then clickedit>then hilite everything ya want deleted> then hit backspace> this will leave a blank reply and just hit post again. That should eliminate theoriginal post!!

FishnHunt,

 

ten que

 

KETCHENANY ? ? ? Member NAFC, B.A.S.S., NATONAL NOTARY ASSOCIATION

GOTTA LOVE THAT AMERICAN G.I. HUMOR

 

KETCHENANY ? ? ? Member NAFC, B.A.S.S., NATONAL NOTARY ASSOCIATION

Ha ha ha ha
Lifetime Club Member Since (05/27/2007) --- NAHC Member --- May you always have a tight line, full stringer, and the Lord to thank. Jim. N.M.

Voted Best Joke in Ireland 2009
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> John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life!, between the legs of me wife!' 

DanO that was a GOOD one !!

 

 

 

 

Dave D. Oklahoma member since 2003

AND ME LIFT ME GLASS TO DANO, GOOT ONE THERE ME BOY...
LIFE MEMBER NOVEMBER 18-05

A reporter recently interviewed an 85 year old woman just prior to her fourth marriage.  The reporter asked a few questions about her new husband and asked his occupation.  The old woman replied that he was an undertaker.  A little susprised the reporter asked what had her previous husbands done for a living.  The woman replied her first husband was a banker, the second a circus performer, and the third a preacher.  The reporter then asked why she had chosen men with such diverse occupations as husbands.  With a perfectly straight face the woman looked at the reporter and said,"   One was for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.

                Old mother Hubbard went to the cubbard to get her poor dog a bone , when she bent over Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own.

                 Jack and Jill went up the hill to play some hanky panky,Jack said ugh, Jill said auh and out came baby Franky.

                 Petty,Earnhart and Gordan went fishing one morning.All day there not even gettin a bite.After all the beers Petty says, I got to pee,so he turn and pees as he`s shaking it off a 7 lb large mouth jumps up and latches on.Everbody says wow look at that.Earnhart says hay I got to go to,so he did while he was shaking it a 10lb large mouth jumps up and latches his.Everybody is just amazed. Petty and Earnhart tell Gordan to try it.So Gordan stands and goes while shaking it a blue gill jumps up and latches on.Petty and Earnhart say To Gordan , I guess you just need bigger bait.
Old-fart Catfisher

LIFE MEMBER NOVEMBER 18-05

An elderly man goes to his doctor to get a prescription of Viagra.  The doctor says before we prescribe Viagra we ask for a sperm sample.  So the doctor gives the elderly man a clear glass specimen jar with a screw on lid.  The next day the elderly man comes back in and hands the doctor the jar.  Looking at the jar the doc notices that it is completly empty just like when he gave it to the elderly man.  He asked, why is the jar still empty?  The elderly man responds, " well doc, I tried with my left hand and nothing, so I tried with my right hand and nothing, so I called my wife in and she tried with first one hand, then the other, then both, then with her mouth, and still nothing.  So she called our next door neighbor an attractive 25 year old lady, and she came over and she tired with her hands, and her mouth, heck, she even tried with her armpit, and nothing.  Looking suprised the doc asks, " you actually called your 25 year old neighbor to come help you?   The elderly man said, " Yep sure did, We all tried our best, but we just couldn't get the @#$@ jar open.

3 year old Timmy wakes up in the middle of the night thirsty and goes into his parents room to ask for a drink.  When he opens the door he sees his mom bouncing up and down on top of his dad.  His mother sees him and quickly gets off his dad and runs over and scoops up Timmy and takes him back to bed.  She gets Timmy a glass of water and tells him she wants to explain to him what he saw.  She tells Timmy that since Daddy's belly is getting so big, she was bouncing on it to try to flatten it out.  Timmy says ok, but your waisting your time Mommy.  She asks, why is that Timmy?  Timmy says, because when your at work the neighbor lady comes over and blows it right back up.

Come on guys...Lets clean this up a bit...there are ladies on the site too....mmmmmm that reminds me of a Blonde joke!

oldie but a Goodie........

A Dumb Blonde calls up her boyfriend, sobing and crying..."What's wrong?" he asked..You know how my Mom is allways doing these jig saw Puzzles, well, I thought I'd surprise her this morning and do this new one she just bought & left on the kitchen table but it's driving me crazy, There are a Million pieces and they all look alike to me. "Well, Honey, what does the picture on the Box Look Like? he asked...A Big Rooster! She shouts....After a long pause, the boyfriend finally says..."Honey, that's a Box of Corn Flakes!!!!!"

              Superman and Louise Lane finally tie the knot.Louise is waiting in bed and Superman walks in,Louise says , why do you have a cloths pin on your nose, Clark replies, I hate the smell of burning rubber.
Old-fart Catfisher

Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..'

'How much do you charge?' 'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor. 'I'll sleep on it,' I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'

'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'

'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!!



LIFE MEMBER NOVEMBER 18-05

Little Johnny asked, "How old are you mommy?".

     Mommy replied, "Women don't like to answer that question, Johnny."

Little Johnny asked, "How much do you weigh mommy?".

     Mommy answered, "Polite young men don't ask that question, son."

Little Johnny asked, "Why did daddy leave us mommy."

     Mommy sent him to his room as she started to cry.

 

On the way to his room, Johnny kicked his mothers purse, her wallet fell out and he found her driver's license.   He went running back and said,

     "You're 36 years old,  You weigh 145 Lbs and daddy left because you got an 'F' in sex.  (F for Female)

Two blonds were walking in the edge of town.  One says, "Look, I've found some tracks."  The other said, "Hey those are deer tracks.".   The first one said, "No, those are dog tracks."  

     The next morning the paper's headlines read. 

Two blonds hit by train.

Three ladies were out drinking all night.  A week later they all met up for lunch.

     The Redhead says, "I had the worst hangover, got into a fight with my boyfriend and we broke up."

    

     The Brunette says, "Well I got a DUI, and it's gonna cost me a small fortune."

 

     The Blond said, "That's nothing, I blew chunks."

 

     The other two looked at each other, with a look of  'big deal'.  The Redhead says, "So what, you got sick,  we messed up our lives."

 

     The blond starts crying and said, "Chunks is my dog."