A guy walks into the welfare office to get his check, walks up to the counter and tells the lady "I hate this, I hate being on welfare and getting foodsatmps, I would rather have a job"
The lady behind the counter says "Your in luck, we have an opening that was just posted" A wealthy, elderly gentleman is looking for a driver/escort for his lovely daughter. You would be required to drive her around in his BMW, all of your clothes would be provided, and due to the long hours all of your meals would be paid for. You would have a two bedroom apartment, all expenses paid. You would be required to accompany the daughter on her frequent vacations overseas and would be expected to satisfy her sexual needs as well. The position pays $ 200,000 a year!
Wide eyed, the man says "you're bull****ng me!
The lady at the counter calmy replies "YOU STARTED IT"
Dferguson (aka Laker)
NAFC Lifer since 5/2004
Ohio Chapter memeber since 9/2008