Hope this isnt too sticky or upsets anyone . Hot off the news wire... Some time ago a boy was born without any eye lids. The Doctors wondered for some time how they could repair the problem. Realizing that he had never been circumcised they decided to do so and use the soft foreskin to make him new eyelids. After several weeks of healing the hospital spokesman spoke to the press about this amazing operation. He was Quoted saying, The operation was a huge success, the young man is doing very well. The only downfall was the young man was now a little "COCKEYED" !!!! Hope I didn't offend anyone. My apologies if I did. Joseph
NAFC Life member since 1994, member NRA/ILA ,FMCA, NAFF,Veteran (73-89) extreme survivalist and Redneck. Toothpaste does not make the smell go away !!!

has to be careful when he rubs his eyes, too
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then there was the doc who retired after 40 years of doing circumcisions.  he took his little souvenirs to a taxidermist and asked him to make something as a memento of his career.  a couple months later, the taxidermist calls him and says it is ready.  the doc gets there to pick it up and the guy shows him a nice wallet.  "forty years worth of foreskins and all you can make me is a wallet?"  taxidermist says "take it easy, when you rub it , it turns into a 3-pc suitcase set"
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Hey Joe seez what ya started? Nobody was offended werz deyz? Good jokes guys!! Keeps dem comin. Funny>

I'm not offended, I thought they were funny.
Mike Black: Life Member since 2004 from Klamath Falls Oregon

WHAT DID THE BLINDMAN WALKING THROUGH THE "FISH MARKET" SAY; "MORNIN LADIES"!~<;({})><

NAFCLM;5-'05 So-Tx-Chptr.Co-Chair. SAN ANTONIO,TX. USAF Reg. Vet. SAC: 321st Cmbt. Spprt. Grp. Grand Forks AFB, ND. DOS:29 OCT.'74.TEXAS BUSHWAKER DEPUTY SHERIFF.

Now dat yoke make a good a scent.  Yaa.
Jim Tight lines and a full stringer. Albuquerque, NM Bushwaker

THERE WERE 5 FRIENDS DRINKING AT A BAR. THE "SKUNK" SAID, WHO'S BUYING THE NEXT ROUND? I ONLY HAVE A SCENT ON ME. THE "DUCK" SAID I'VE GOT A BILL ON ME BUT I CAN'T BREAK IT. THE "DEER" SAID, I HAD A BUCK ON ME AWHILE AGO, BUT IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO HAVE A LITTLE "DOE". THE "COW" SAID LET AN OTTER BUY THE NEXT ROUND.  THE "GIRAFFE" SAID, WELL, I GUESS THE "HIGH BALLS" ARE ON ME!!~<;({})>*< 

NAFCLM;5-'05 So-Tx-Chptr.Co-Chair. SAN ANTONIO,TX. USAF Reg. Vet. SAC: 321st Cmbt. Spprt. Grp. Grand Forks AFB, ND. DOS:29 OCT.'74.TEXAS BUSHWAKER DEPUTY SHERIFF.

THERE WAS A BLINDMAN WITH HIS SEEING EYEDOG STANDING ON A CORNER WAITING TO CROSS THE STREET. ALONG CAME A MAN WITH HIS YOUNG SON. AS THEY APPROACHED THE CORNER, THE FATHER WAS TELLING HIS SON;"SEE THAT MAN ON THE CORNER WITH THE DOG"? HE'S BLIND SO HE NEEDS THE DOG TO HELP HIM SEE WHERE HE'S GOING & NOT RUN INTO PEOPLE OR THINGS, SO HE DOESN'T GET HURT. THE BLINDMAN WAS HEARING THE FATHER'S EXPLANATION TO HIS SON. WHEN THEY STOOD NEXT TO HIM, THE BLINDMAN PICKED UP THE DOG BY IT'S TAIL & SWUNG HIM AROUND OVER HIS HEAD A FEW TIMES, & THEN SET THE DOG BACK ON THE GROUND. THE FATHER WAS CONFUSED, SO HE ASKED THE BLINDMAN WHY HE DID THAT? THE BLINDMAN ANSWERED,"JUST TAKING A LOOK AROUND"!

NAFCLM;5-'05 So-Tx-Chptr.Co-Chair. SAN ANTONIO,TX. USAF Reg. Vet. SAC: 321st Cmbt. Spprt. Grp. Grand Forks AFB, ND. DOS:29 OCT.'74.TEXAS BUSHWAKER DEPUTY SHERIFF.