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Now THIS is a Salesman!
Last Post 31 Jan 2008 08:23 PM by RAZ_1970. 5 Replies.
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RAZ_1970User is Offline New Poster New Poster Send Private Message Posts:1 RAZ_1970
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31 Jan 2008 08:23 PM
    New Salesman:

         A young man from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.

         The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"  The kid says "Yeah.  I was a salesman back in Minnesota ."

         Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job.  "You start tomorrow.  I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

         His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it.  After the store was locked up, the boss came down.  "How many customers bought something from you today?"

         The kid says "One".

         The boss says "Just One?  Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day.  How much was the sale for?"

         The kid says "$101, 237.65".

         The boss says "$101,237.65?  What the heck did you sell?"

         The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fish hook.  Then I sold him a medium fishhook.  Then I sold him a larger fishhook.  Then I sold him a new fishing rod.  Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast; I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft.  Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."

         The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?"

         The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.'
     
    fishnhuntUser is Offline Veteran Poster Veteran Poster Send Private Message Posts:3632 fishnhunt
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    31 Jan 2008 10:24 PM

    GREAT ONE RAZ--- I'M ROTFLMAO....YOU SHOULD POST THIS O THE JOKES THREAD! bY THE WAY WELCOME TO DA CLUB AND DA BB. DROP IN OFTEN!
    killsuckersUser is Offline Advanced Poster Advanced Poster Send Private Message Posts:395 killsuckers
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    31 Jan 2008 11:47 PM
    Nice one Raz
    Mike Black: Life Member since 2004 from Klamath Falls Oregon
    jimwhalenUser is Offline New Poster New Poster Send Private Message Posts:178 jimwhalen
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    01 Feb 2008 05:39 AM
    now that's a good one
    catmanduUser is Offline Veteran Poster Veteran Poster Send Private Message Posts:3164 catmandu
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    01 Feb 2008 09:49 AM
    thats funny
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    pillmanUser is Offline Veteran Poster Veteran Poster Send Private Message Posts:1579 pillman
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    02 Feb 2008 08:46 PM
    good one, RAZ!  and with a name like that, you can help keep the BOYZ in line
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