You get not just ONE ...... but ........ TWO jokes from me today ................
An old prospector walks his tired old mule into a
western town one day. He'd been out in the desert for
about six months without a drop of whiskey.
He walked up to the first saloon he came to and tied
his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there brushing
some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young
gunslinger walked out of the saloon with a gun in one hand
and a bottle of whiskey in the other.
The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying,
"Hey old man, have you ever danced?"
The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No,
I never did dance. I just never wanted to."
A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said,
"Well, you old fool, you're gonna' dance now," and
started shooting at the old man' s feet. The old prospector was
hopping around and everybody was laughing.
When the gunslinger fired his last bullet, he holstered his
gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.
The old man reached up on the mule, drew his shotgun, and
pulled both hammers back making a double clicking sound. The
gunslinger heard the sound and everything got quiet. The crowd
watched as the gunslinger slowly turned around looking down both
barrels of the shotgun.
The old man asked, "Did you ever kiss a mule square on the a#%?"
The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No. But I've always wanted to."
Two northern Minnesota men walk into a pet shop in Plentywood. They head to the
bird section and Sven says to Ole, "Dat's dem."
The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.
"Yah sure, ve'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up
dere." says Sven.
The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Ole and Sven pays for the
birds, leave the shop and get into Sven's pick-up and drive to the top of
some big cliffs.
At the cliffs, Sven looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, "Dis looks
like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on
his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Ole watches as Sven falls all the way
to the bottom.
Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Ole shakes his head and says:
"By yumpin' yiminy, dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for
VAIT!!! Dere's MORE!
Moments later Knute who's been to the pet shop too, arrives at the cliffs. He walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another paper bag and a shotgun. "Hey, Ole. Vatch dis."
He takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over the edge of the cliff. Ole watches as half way down, Knute takes the gun and shoots the parrot
and continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom.
Ole shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either."
BUT VAIT!!! Dere's MORE, you betcha!!
Ole is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Lars appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag and pulls out a chicken. Lars grasps the chicken by the legs, holds it over his head, and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down.
Once more Ole shakes his head...."First der was Sven with his budgie
jumping, den Knute parrotshooting.,.and now Lars hengliding....."
NAFC Offical Fishy Godmother