I once owned a large farm that had a pond in
the back fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe
courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was
properly shaped and fixed up for swimming.
One evening I decided to go down to the pond, as I hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. I grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As I neared the pond, I heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As I got closer I saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in my pond. I made the women aware of my presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond.
One of the women shouted out to me, "We're not coming out the pond until you leave!" I stood there frowning for a moment or two and then I said, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get of my pond naked." I help up the bucket and said,
"I'm here to feed the alligator".
Pretty quick thinking for an old man don't ya think?
KETCHENANY ? ? ?
Member NAFC, B.A.S.S., NATONAL NOTARY ASSOCIATION