This one is for all you Super Clean Fanatics who don't believe in washing Dishes with Cold Water.......
A young Man goes to viset his long lost 90 year old Grandfather in the Mnts. of West Virginia..for a day. While setting the table for breakfast he notices some odd stains on the diahes that look like dried egg yoke. Grandpa, these dishes aren't very clean, he says...Well, it's as clean as Cold Water can get them, he replies. Then while setting the table for lunch , the boy notices some odd stains on the dishes again...Grandpa, these dishes realy aren't very clean...Well Sonny, like I told you before, that's as clean as Cold Water can get them. Then, while setting the table for Dinner, the boy notices some realy disturbing spots on the diahes and once again inquires, Grandpa, Can't you see these Spots on the dishes, thery're Not Clean.... Listen Sonny, snaps the old man, that's enough of that, I told you, that's as clean as Cold water can get them and that's all.. After dinner, the Boy packs up his things , says goodbye to his Grandpa and heads for the door. Standing in front of him is his Grandpa's old Coon Hound, Growling and showing his teeth very viciously! Scared to Death, the boy asks, Grandpa, why won't the dog let me go? . Hell Sonny, he won't bite you, he's just mad at all that stuff you said earlier. With that the Grandfather gets up, points to the corner and says to the dog, That's enough now, Git over there and lay down COLDWATER!