Originally posted by: fish-dunct-tional on 11/3/2007 9:01:20 PM
A guys wife returns from shopping only to find him in the kitchen with a flyswatter pacing around the room frantically searching for a fly to swat. What are you doing honey, she asked.Just trying to kill all the flies he replied. Having any luck? she said.Yup he answered. Got two males and a female! Now how would you know what sex they were she questioned. Well, he answered, two were on the beer can and one was on the phone !!!