A Special Present Awaits IF You're Caught Drinking and Driving
1) A pair of handcuffs.
2) A ride in a police car.(Sorry,back seat only)
3)A video of you doing the balance and coordination test.
4)An audio tape of your voice.
5)A breath and/or blood test to determine your alcohol level.(Please note:If you prefer not to take the breath tests, there's a small 1 - year suspension of your driver's license and further penalties. Think of all the $$ you'll save by not driving)
6)Accommodations at the Graybar Hotel! (Minimum visit of 48 hours or 100 hours of Public Service)
7)One piece uniform. (Everyone's wearing 'em and you'll never have to worry about the latest style.)
8)Morning appearance with a Judge.
9)If there are passengers,in the vehicle,under the age of 14, you may receive a BONUS of 1 month, added to your sentence.
10) Your conviction is reported to the Division of Motor Vehicles and your driver's license could be suspended and/or restricted up to 1 year.
11) A LIFETIME reminder on your driver's license,with a BONUS "5 - Year" reminder on your insurance records.
12) FREE PUBLICITY!! Especially when ALL your friends,family and co-workers find out '?WHY?' you were in jail.

*This special rate does not include: lost wages during your stay in jail, hunting for your impounded car/truck/motorcycle, hospital stay or FUNERAL(yours' or your passenger(s)) rates. No collision or injury rates are available.

**Quote based on full coverage for a mid-sized vehicle, 21 year-old male. ACTUAL cost's could vary.

This message brought to you by : The Canton Repository and Sponsers:: Pepsi,Rossi Funeral Home,Ambulance Associates , Welch - Seckeres - Lewis Funeral Home, A-Easy Method Driving School, Driving Academy of Ohio, Perry Driving School, Quest Prevention Services, P.S.Murthy M.D. - Stark County Coroner, The Canton Police Dept.,. Stark County Sheriffs and Your MOM & DAD.  Thankyou and have Fun...Be Smart!!