> >Subject:Born a Lutheran
> >
> >Born a Lutheran
> >
> >Each Friday night after work,Ole would fire up his outdoor grill on the
> >shore of Big Stone Lake and cook a venison steak. But, all of Ole's
> >neighbors were Catholic... And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from
> >eating meat on Friday.
> >
> >The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks wafted over Ortonville
> >all the way to Clinton, and was causing such a problem for the Catholic
> >faithful that they finally talked to their priest.
> >
> >The Priest came to visit Ole, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After
> >several classes and much study, Ole attended Mass.....and as the priest
> >sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Lutheran, and
> >raised a Lutheran, but now you are a Catholic."
> >
> >Ole's neighbors were relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful
> >aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.
> >
> >The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors,and, as he rushed into
> >Ole's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and
> >watched in amazement.
> >
> >There stood Ole, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully
> >sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: "You vuz born a deer, you vuz
> >raised a deer, but now you is a walleye."
> >
> >
> >

I love it.
JustDave

Im Catholic!

so am I!

ha ha cool!

I'm a Lutheran, like in LCMS. Eat the fish and the venison too, anytime. lowwater

Now that was a good one. I think the club needs a section for just jokes.

Brian

I thought that was one of the purposes of the misc. section!

great

Very Good LMAO

Great joke Pill!  

I never get tired of this one...great stuff Pill!   

Three guys are out fishing in a boat. The one in the front complains, you would not believe what I had to promise my wife, I'd do in order to go fishing today. The guy in the back looks up and the guy in the front continues. Apparently a day fishing is worth painting all the bedrooms. You know prep work, paint clean up, all that stuff.

The guy in the back says, yeah... know how we've got a walk out basement? My wife wants a deck off the kitchen. That's what I had to promise. The two at the ends of the boat look at each other, commiserating, then notice the guy in the middle grinning like a jack-o-lantern, casting and cranking, until he finally realizes the two are looking at him.

Glancing at both he says, my alarm went off at 3:45 this morning. I nudged my wife and asked, "sex or fishing?" She said, "Wear a sweater."

LOL, I'll have to try that one.

That's a good one for sure!!!

Couple of good ones.